If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why you’re there, welcome to menopause! It’s like your brain decided to go on vacation without giving you a forwarding address.

The Mystery of the Missing Memory: It’s not early onset anything—it’s just menopause. Your brain is adjusting to new hormonal signals, and sometimes it short-circuits.

Funny Stories: Losing your phone while you’re on a call? Classic.

Survival Tip: Sticky notes, alarms, and a sense of humor will save you. And when all else fails, blame the kids for distracting you.

Hot flashes? Mood swings? Feeling like your body has been hijacked by a sweaty, snarky alien? Welcome to menopause — and congratulations, you’re not crazy, you’re just hormonal.

This isn’t your mother’s menopause manual. It’s a laugh-out-loud survival guide packed with:

• 🔥 Real talk about symptoms (yes, even the weird ones)

• 😂 Funny AF stories you’ll swear came from your own life

• 🧠 Bite-sized science that explains WTF is happening in your body

• 💃 Relatable wisdom from one girlfriend to another

Whether you're rage-cleaning your house at 2 a.m., crying because someone ate the last pickle, or wondering why your boobs have their own temperature zones — this book gets you.

This is the must-have gift for any woman hitting that WTF-is-happening phase of life.
Give it to your bestie, your sister, your mom, or keep it all for yourself. Because surviving menopause takes humor, heart, and maybe a portable fan.

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